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"Oh my god," Angela shrieked, batting away a flying sheet of paper. "It’s a digital plague!"

"Pam, did it arrive?" Michael whispered, far louder than a whisper should be.

Jim walked in, calmly reached behind the desk, and pulled the power cord from the wall. The office fell silent, save for the sound of Michael’s heavy breathing and the rustle of a hundred "Failure" flyers settling on the carpet. The Regional Manager Free Download

"The invoice from Dunder Mifflin? No, Michael," Pam said, not looking up from her Solitaire game.

Michael stared at his screen as a countdown timer appeared. 'System Wipe in 10... 9...' "Jim! Do something!" Michael wailed. "Oh my god," Angela shrieked, batting away a

In the kitchen, Jim leaned against the counter, holding a mug. "He’s been trying to download it since 8:00 AM. I told him it sounded like a Trojan horse, but then he told me he had 'top-tier firewalls' because he uses a password with a capital letter."

Michael sat in the dark for a moment, then looked at the camera. "I think... I think I learned something today. You can't download leadership. You have to earn it. And you certainly shouldn't give your Social Security number to a website that has dancing hamsters in the sidebar." The office fell silent, save for the sound

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