[s5e11]: The One With All The Resolutions

: Phoebe attempts to teach Joey guitar but refuses to let him actually touch or hold a guitar, insisting he learn "unorthodox" chord names like "The Bear Claw" and "The Old Lady". Joey eventually seeks out a professional teacher behind her back.

: Resolves to learn to play the guitar so he can add a real skill to his resume. Phoebe : Resolves to learn how to pilot a commercial jet. [S5E11] The One With All The Resolutions

: While on his date, Ross's leather pants become too hot and constricting. He retreats to the bathroom to take them off and cool down, but then cannot get them back on. He calls Joey for help, who suggests using lotion and powder. The mixture creates a "paste," and Ross is eventually forced to leave the apartment carrying his pants. : Phoebe attempts to teach Joey guitar but

: Resolves to take more photos of the group to "keep memories". Key Plot Points Phoebe : Resolves to learn how to pilot a commercial jet

: Gambles $50 that he can go a full week without making fun of his friends. Rachel : Resolves to stop gossiping.