"I'm not a drug addict. I'm a victim of a drug addict." Dwight: "You can't fire me. I'm a volunteer."
The only person who actually knows what the drug is ("Northern Lights, Cannabis Indica") and is the most relaxed person in the room. 🎤 The Michael Problem [S2E20] Drug Testing
Dwight’s commitment to the bit is peak Season 2. From the uniform to the interrogation room in the breakroom, he’s in full "narc" mode. The Interrogations: "I'm not a drug addict
Efficiently turns the tables by convincing Dwight that he (Dwight) might have actually forgotten he smoked it because "it causes memory loss." 🎤 The Michael Problem Dwight’s commitment to the
Michael’s fear of being a "drug addict" because he stood near someone smoking at an Alicia Keys concert is hilarious. Watching him go from "drugs are the scourge of our society" to "Dwight, I need your urine" is the ultimate test of their relationship. 🤝 The Sacrifice