[s11e8] Jesus, Mary & Joseph Apr 2026

The episode begins in the present day with the Griffins decorating their tree. When Meg finds a manger ornament, Peter decides to tell the story of the very first Christmas. As is typical for Family Guy story episodes (like their Star Wars parodies), the regular characters step into historical roles: as Joseph Lois as Mary Brian as Joseph’s friend, Robby Stewie as the infant Jesus Chris as the Little Drummer Boy Carter Pewterschmidt as a jealous King Herod Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland as the Three Wise Men A "Modern" Biblical Retelling

In a cutaway to Heaven, God (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is looking over a list of potential names. He rejects "Tristan" (fearing the kid would get bullied) before settling on "Jesus" after an angel suggests some "wine and cheeses". The Action-Packed Ending [S11E8] Jesus, Mary & Joseph

True to the show's absurdist style, the birth of Jesus isn't a quiet affair. When King Herod arrives with his army to seize the baby, Stewie’s version of Jesus doesn't just lie in a manger. Instead, the manger transforms into a high-tech fighter ship, and baby Jesus uses it to decimate Herod’s troops. The Final Twist: The Hypocrisy Gap The episode begins in the present day with

Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland follow a star but argue about whether it’s actually a star or just an airplane. He rejects "Tristan" (fearing the kid would get

Continuing the "Butt-Monkey" trope, Meg is cast as the donkey carrying Mary.

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The title is a play on the common Catholic exclamation "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" used to express shock or frustration.