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The music looped, getting slightly faster. The MIDI trumpet was beginning to warp, the notes sliding into dissonant flats.

A grainy image began to render on the screen. It was a webcam feed. Elias recognized his own bookshelf, the back of his ergonomic chair, and the back of his own head. But in the corner of the frame, standing in the shadows of the doorway he’d just heard the noises from, was a figure. IfYoureHappyAndYouKnowIt.rar

The progress bar didn’t move. Instead, his speakers crackled. A low-fidelity, MIDI version of the nursery rhyme began to play. It was tinny and cheerful, the kind of sound that usually accompanies a dancing hamster GIF. Clap. Clap. The music looped, getting slightly faster

He laughed nervously, a puff of static breath. "Stupid malware," he muttered. He reached for his mouse to kill the process, but the cursor moved on its own, dragging itself away from the 'X'. It was a webcam feed

Elias opened his mouth to scream, but the only sound that came out was a perfect, synthesized MIDI note.

Elias lunged for the power cord of his PC, but his hands felt heavy, like he was moving through corn syrup. Thump. Thump.

The MIDI music was screaming now, a cacophony of digital shrieks. The prompt changed one last time, the font turning a deep, bruised purple.