Barnaby gripped his sandwich tighter. "It’s my lunch, Dick. Go get your own from the bakery."
"Right then, Barnaby," Dick boomed, hovering over the bench. "That’s a fine-looking specimen you’ve got there." dick in the butty
Barnaby sighed. He knew Dick wouldn't leave until he had secured a portion of the prize. With the resigned air of a man paying a tax he didn't owe, Barnaby pulled the sandwich apart. He tore a generous corner off the left side and handed it over. Barnaby gripped his sandwich tighter
"There," Barnaby said. "A piece of the butty for Dick. Now, will you let a man eat in peace?" "That’s a fine-looking specimen you’ve got there
Dick popped the morsel into his mouth, chewed with theatrical appreciation, and nodded. "Needs more butter, but it'll do. Cheers, Barnaby."
: A cheeky local legend with a knack for being in the right place at lunchtime.
: A methodical man who prizes routine and high-quality carbohydrates.